P90X Quotes | Funny Tony Horton Quotes
Quotes from Tony Horton in P90X
So after doing P90X I have some memorable quotes from Tony Horton that stick in my head and we find ourselves joking about them all the time. Here are some P90X quotes. If you can think of any good ones feel free to add them in the comments.
P90X Quotes
This is my favorite: “Tip of the day- Don’t smash your face!” (lol)
1. “Do your best and forget the rest.”
2. “Get sexy with it.”
3. “Bring It”
4. “The mother of all P90X workouts”
5. “The world famous Karen pot stirrers”
6. “I recommend foot spray.”
7. “I hate it…….but I love it.”
8. “X me baby”
9. “Imagine you gotta do a hundred of them”
10. “Hamburger bad, fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people“.
11. I’m pushing my own personal pause button”
12. “Ooohhh, that’s cushier”
13. “Take in the fact that you just did that”
14. “Don’t go grab a pastrami sandwich”
15. “Halfway done, party’s almost over, what a bummer”
16. “Come on frog boy! Come on frog boy!” -plyo
17. “Can’t believe it’s almost over, makes me sad.” -ab ripper x
18. “That was so fun, it almost should have been two minutes!” -core synergistics
19. “Tip of the day: Breathe…if you don’t you die”
Add you memorable P90X quotes below in the comments
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“If you wants guns… you gotta work hard!”
“They’re working hard I know YOU are!”
“She’s the best, whatta you gonna do?”
“I’m done talking, 5 4, 3 2, and 1”
“he’s skating! he’s from belgium!”
Like a pterodactyl backing out of trouble
If anyone does 26, I’m coming to your house!!!
He looks like the neanderthal running guy.. (Cardio X)
You gave some important Quotes which we have to remember… I like “Get sexy with it.”….Keep posting few more
“It’s POISON”!!!”
“Tip of the day… remember to breathe”
“2 words… recovery drink.”
Last three got to be toooooouuuugh
Rome wasn’t built in a day and so is your body!
“there she blows” – from YogaX
Posing for the cover of Downward Dog Magazine
Funny! How could I forget that one.
‘we wanted to get some big shots for this video… COULDN’T DO IT!’ (plyos)
“Love, love, love it…till my daddy takes my t-bird away”
like a pteradactyle backing out of trouble (someone already said it but its awesome. I try to use that daily in normal conversations.
troubles funnier and i don’t like that phil had a funnier line than me, its bringing me down
“Are you ready Loopboy!”
“tip of the day: don’t smash your face! Let someone else do that.”
“Look how grogeous this is!” “no not this” (points at his face) “this” (camera zooms in on Tony’s back as he is doing flys)
“Is that a band aid?? Dude, Dude, Dude….”
“Tip of the day is to engage … and I don’t mean go out and get engaged”
“you’re towling off already?” -in the plyometrics warm-up
“what’s up kneecaps?” in kenpo x
“I’m Dogging it!”
“HIT MY HAND!” (Ab ripperX)
Now I know, no more pull-ups….your weeping. (chest and back)
The burn is here!
Now if you want to, you can just take a break like this, if im doing it so can you, why not, what the hell? life’s good. (yoga)
Marion’s got her German stretches over there (chest and back)
“Johnny Intense like no one’s business!”
Happiness is this right here!
“I got Shot.. in the buttoxxx”
That grissle that gunk that grease that nasssty garbage!
Pam, they call her blam!
Johnny flex n breathe
The world famous dreya webber, she flys thru the air with the greatest of ease!
Bring it, bring it, cmon, x-me!
(during quad stretches) “And if you’re having trouble balancing, just find something to put your hand on…like a stool…nephew, niece, uncle…that’s a short uncle!”
It’s far and away this one from the intro video:
“And then you can email me when you’ve scheduled your trip to Everest, because I know you’re an animal, and I love you”
haha this is all hilarious. i just laughed my ass off!
I don’t know but this always cracks me up, but in Ab Ripper he says: “This isn’t part 1 or part 2, people, it’s Part 2.”
“I like to do fancy hands”-plyo
Dave’s going deep from the knees. (Chest, Shoulders, Triceps)
After the change from small arm circles to big arm circles:
Tony: “We’re going big now. Bobby, are they big?”
Bobby: “Oh, They’re huge!”
Tony: “Do your best, and what everybody….”
Everyone else: (silence)
Tony: “Forget the rest, that’s right.”
(Yoga)
I got shot in the buttocks. They say it’s a million dollar wound but I haven’t seen a dime.
Hilarious. How could I forget that one!!!
We think of everything!
I cant remember the exact quote but something to the effect of:
“Now we’re gonna stretch the other arm, cause we got two of em.”
Also:
“From your hips, to your fingertips!”
“What the hell, I’m the leader, I get to do what I want.”
“Your a football he-ro c’mon!”
“Dont stand in the creek cause Pam will run you over.”
(with a lisp) “Its a little massage for your back”
“Like my uncle used to say, man o man o chevits.”
“The only reason I work out is to drink the recovery drink”
The little breathing and pulling his fist close to his body in the intro to Kenpo is my personal favorite.
“You can see the sweat, you can see the blood, you can see the veins pumping”- Legs and Back routine
Gives me 6 extra inches so I can go super deep!!
“You can do anything for 30 seconds”
“GERMAN POTATO SOUP!”
“Let me try being quiet…”
That man cracks me up…
In Yoga X, I think Tony’s “Ohm”s are hysterical!!! He says it like “Ohm” starts with an M: “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooohhhmmmmmm….” I crack up every time.
Don’t know what it’s from, but:
“I know, it’s hard, it’s supposed to be”
We have found many uses for this one.
Jump over the guy you just beat up!
Wow! And what’s wow backwards? Mom!
Wesley only bleeds on the inside…
“Look at these diamonds of gold” @ Joe Travnino
“GERMAN POTATOE SOUP, IF THAT AIN’T P90X SOUP I DONT KNOW WHAT IS”
“Take a break, hit the pause button, we’ll be right here!”
“You know me, I like to mime it!”
“It’s GORRRRRRRRRRRGEOUS BRO!”
Jerry take a look at my back, all flat and fantastic
Plyos, “lets do the other leg cause we’ve got two of them” when the guy next to him has a fake leg. really Tony???
Tony: You all got tickets?
Katie: Tickets to what, Tony?
Tony: To the show.
Katie: What show?
Tony: *FLEXES BICEPS* The gun show!
This one never gets old. LOL
“…cus he’s johnny-trainer-stretchy-dancer boy.” (Yoga X, referring to Adam)
“Oh my gosh Adam! You make Gumby look like the Tin Man!” (Yoga X)
How about in Biceps, chest and Back when Tony says “I think I just blew out my esophagus!”
I am wondering what Tony is going to have in store for us when P90X:MC2 comes out next year? Could he possibly beat all of these quotes???
My favorite.
Tony: “Nice shoes…but not as good as mine”
During Kenpo
“owwww he hit me!”
Lol tony awsome…
Tony- If you want a better pump, you wanna heavy up your weights here. You guys ready?
Girl Model- I’m heavying up my weights!
Tony- ahahaha… AHAHAHAHA. let’s get busy! (Back & Biceps)
oh yeah that girl was kate by the way. just now remembered her name.
Ah man my leg is on FIRE. Hot foot. Left foot…from plyo
Dont do this. see what im doing. this is wrong. anybody can do this. thats where the money is. get em up…from ab ripper x hip rock n raise
dont just do some little leg raise…legs and back
When tony is demonstrating pour flys he says lift your arm up and turn em dont just lift em up (he laughs like a teenage girl) then puts his arms down.
when he makes the goofy side way face in the intro to kenpo x
Listen for phil farting on x stretch with 9:17 left…either him or tony let one rip and act like nothing happened.
“Then you can e-mail me when you book your trip to Mount Everest. ‘Cause you’re an animal, and I love you.”
totally heard that fart dude. spot on humor haha
“Don’t let your ego get in the way!”
“This ain’t no aerobics class from the 70’s”
“Looks like she had her legs lopped off” – X Stretch
“Freak of nature, beautiful thing” – X Stretch
“If you’re doing plyometrics, you’re gonna kick the panties off anyone who gets out there without it” – Plyometrics introduction
“Big round arch, gonna allow the spine to live forever” – X Stretch (Shauna doing cat stretch & Tony enjoying the view)
“What’s going on locker boy”
“No krispy kreme in the house”
“Let the head do the work. Mine weighs about 600 pounds, ain’t a damn thing in it”
In yoga x: “If you’re feelin tired, hit the Bause Putton” gets me everytime!
“I want you to FIGHT for a spot in front of you. PFIEFFER is FIGHTING FOR a spot.”
Legs & Back:
“I wanna get revved up cause I love it–I’m droolin’ for God’s sake!”
“Get on down like a frog on the freeway”
i dont wanna hear any excuses outta any of you
Dont be eating AT LEAST an hour before you do plyo
Get ready… cos its coming
(Plyo)
“Look at that form I love ya” – shoulders & arms talking to Daniel Host.
Ladies…do what you feel. Men….do what you feel. (pause) There’s a line there.
“Need a break do it now. Do not sit down. No krispy kremes in the house” – kenpo x
Ya you can cool down here……OR…..YOU CAN GET YA FREAKIN KNEES UP!
SEVENTEEN! this is the face SIXTEEN! of a girl who’s workin’ hard FIFTEEN!
I think I split my pants
“Whatever turns you on”…..I swear he says this SO much. Totally does not fit. I feel if I was just listening to the workouts, I’d think something else was going on…
get on your tip toes, or tippy toes.
OKRA i love okra!
evvvvverybody gets their arms up up for the crunchy frog.
Let’s get busy like bunny rabbits! (core synergistics)
It’s just ohms…
“cameraguy, am i straight? nod if im straight…hes not noding, i dont know.” -tony
“That’s two exercises down.. It’s practically over!”
“You make Gumpy [or Grumpy?] look like the Tin Man,” Tony says in two different work-outs.
You make Gummy look like the Tin Man
I think you guys mean Gumby, right? 😀
Erich anything special? Guy lives in a boat why? i love that- legs and Back
“there is no such thing as a sannity clause” HELLLLLOOOOOO
tried to hire some hotshots..couldnt do it! People from class could
Pam they call her BLAM!
Dreya gorgeous very nice
“Those are some nice shoes. Almost as nice as mine”
“Guy stole my shirt!”
“Tip of the day! Don’t smash your face!” Shoulders and Arm (lying tricep extensions) Every time I do this one I almost smash my face from laughing.
“I’m doing the SPLIT PEA!!”
“Oh? You’re doing the SPLIT PEA!?”
Gets me every time.
Funny how I hit my face a few seconds before he said “Don’t hit your face” LOL.
Quite simply “I’m a fan” -Tony
Tony: “This will give another 6 inches right where you need it” (unfortunately Tony was referring to push up bars)
that’s where the money is
the man’s making contact!
“Come on get on your horse, whack it, whack it…whew! First time I’ve done that!”
“…like you’re pulling on something, I dunno whatever… use your imagination.”
both from Back & Biceps during warm-up – makes me laugh every time!
“Come on you crazy hopping people!”
from ABRIPPER X
anyone can do this, (raises his legs a bit more), THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY IS …GET EM UP!!!
or
put your knees to-ge-ther
“Movin and Groovin and burnin all the gristle!”
“I’m not going to be a hero, pad it up! oooohh that’s cushier”
“Ab..Ripper…X..Let’s climb our legs.”
“C’MON! GET YOUR BUTT IN THE AIR!”
Look! we ‘ve got shake!! nnininininnininninininni….
Let’s jack our… (was about to say “let’s jack ourselves” before thinking better of it). – Kenpo x
@Joe…. Funny. Never realized that one until now.
German potatoe soup!!!!
“Real people. Real sweat.”
” tip of the day,.. don’t smash your face!!”
*While Tony is doing pushups* * He pauses at the bottom of one and stares at the ground* Tony – “Hello floor!”
Bahahahaha one of my favorites besides “Their working hard I know you are!”
I’m gunna finish up with the kids
“Get your butt in the air! Get your butt in the air! That’s the face of a girl that’s working hard…”
“That’s where the money is! GET EM UP!”
“They’re working hard I know you are!”
“The man’s making contact! The man’s making contact the elbow thigh!”
Ab Ripper X
“Tip of the day: Don’t do this everyday!”
(Yoga)
The best downward dog of your life. They’re comin’ in to shoot the cover of Downward Dog Magazine!
“If you take care of your body, your body will take care of you.”
“Sciiiissor…..get it?”
– “It’s static and ballistic.. It’s stablack.. it’s ballistacic..”
– “The MACHINE, LA MACHINA (it’s spanish)”
Tip of the day: Breathe…if you don’t you die
”variety is the spice of life”
Now we’re going to do pulse-ups…or heels to the heavens (feminine like voice) whatever you want to call it.
From P90:
“I’m falling over, don’t ask me why…”
“I love these kids, they’re so quiet and obedient!”
“Jump over a creek, over a crevice, over your best friend..over the guy you just beat up!”
Actual DNA removal. At the end of Kenpo. Describing the girls green shirt.
Lucky Ned Far! That lucky boy!
“Rome wasn’t built in a day. Wacky Jacks weren’t figured out first work-out.”
“Dominic, he’s so muscular. You know it’s harder, as you’re more muscular, you know it’s harder to straighten your arms, but I want you to work on it. Good. That’s what the Governor would say. Get those heels down, nice, buttocks into the sky.”
Both from Cardio X
“Start that lawn mower! Ooh I think we’re gonna need more oil. Did you pull your choke dude?”
“You’re a board, a board, but don’t get bored … a-heh-heh-heh”
“It’s those little nerve endings, acts like an internal massage in the central nervous system, at least that’s what I’m told, I’d like to think so, it seems to work”
“create something in your mind, what ever you want to squeeze”- during the forearm stretch in Xstretch
Talking to Dave during yoga x. “Clinch your bum cheeks get it up. Are you straight. Heck you only have 5, 4, 3, 2, 1”. Lol
“Remember wide is good, too wide is problematic”
Tony – “and we are gonna have Maraine lift her legs… leave the boys alone.. coz i think they are getting tuckered out” Chest & Back
legendary quote
“like Bobby….All soft and Stuff”
“c’mon Peter towsen, Get’um up”
“Green Bean? Dude! that’s kinda gross”
Tony says to black guy at the end of Core synergistics:
Adam you are free my man. (racist)
I don’t think I saw this one, can’t believe it! It’s my fav:
WOW! And what’s wow upside down?! Mom.
from back & biceps, when he just gets insanely high-pitched and loud going, “gonna go check on the KIDS!!!!”
that whole workout is a goldmine, when he’s talking about making a mess with his weights and having to clean up later.
also, yoga belly 7: “i’m taking a break, but now i’m back… with a vengeance.”
Plyo X:
“Let’s march in place. lalalalala”
“Come on frog boy! Come on frog boy!” -plyo
“Can’t believe it’s almost over, makes me sad.” -ab ripper x
“That was so fun, it almost should have been two minutes!” -core synergistics
“JEE-zus!……I mean Jeepers””
“excellent…..HOLLA!”
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